Pagan Jugband Blues

Kenny Klein

Well my robe is too long and my wand is too short

My magic candle is the 6 day sort

I got a black cat familiar with a white tail band

And my athame was crafted in Pakistan

I got the jug band blues

Lord and lady I got the Pagan jugband blues

Well I went to the bonfire with my dancing feet

But the drummers couldn't keep a steady beat

I asked them where'd you learn to play that rhythm, yo?

They said we learned it from a youtube video

Now my robe is dirty and my antler crown

Has one antler pointing up and one pointing down

My coven members well they always fight

And the 8 oclock ritual starts at the stroke of midnight

Now I got me some highjohn the conqueror root

I put it in the pocket of my favorite suit

I had that suit cleaned and I forgot it was there

Now my dry cleaner is a millionaire

From the CD